patty is so ride or die she didnt even question it and when bev called she fake cried about stan’s death while sitting next to stan on a beach and then reached over and clinked her margarita glass against his
Being kissed softly!!!!! fingers gently tracing your skin!!! Your hair being tucked behind ur ear!!!!!!! The little thumb rub thing when u hold hands!!!!!
Why on earth hasn’t anyone invented a less terrifying way to open biscuits and cinnamon rolls???? 😩
because squishing that much biscuit into that little space teeters on the edge of hubris. the pop is to keep us humble. to remind us that death comes for all
Listen I’m bi as Heck and as much as I love girls, I also love boys? Boys are amazing and pure and liking boys is a wonderful feeling? I never see a lot of posts talking about cute boys so
Some Boy Aesthetics™ I’m in love with include:
Their tired grins? Have you seen a cute boy grin when he’s tired? Life Changing
Sleeves rolled up to forearms is all good and Well but also when they have Sweater Paws in their hoodies or jumpers? Makes the tallest of them seem so smol? I’m lov?
When they run their hand through their hair and it sticks up in places and it looks So Good
Collar Bones
Soft pudgy stomachs they absolutely make me melt
When ya boy gets flustered A++ Bonus points if he giggles Boys giggling is Everything
I think this is like the first positive post about boys that isnt to do with a celebrity for ages and it is actually super nice to read????
More soft boy things:
That small teasing smirk when they say something they know you like
Falling on top of them when they’re asleep and they just very softly go oof
When the jump up some place high and sit and lean down to kiss you
Cuddles their fucking cuddles man
Being entranced by a movie
Boys + Starbucks
Messy hair
They try to be tough. They soft
Boys are so fucking beautiful I love them
This is the truest boy post and there are so many things that make me melt
getting so into a song that they can convince you anything is A Jam
when they get excited over a meal you cooked
kissing the back of your hand
when it’s an unknown number and they put on the Phone Voice
blowing their hair out of the way when it gets long
watching them talking passionately to someone else and see their expression change 3 times a second
when they prank you and laugh real hard but you’re like “joke’s on you because I get to hear your cute laugh”
Boys are super wholesome and good
Some additions:
if you hurt yourself they get super concerned and their voice raises like two octaves when they ask if you’re ok
making reference to an inside joke in a group of friends and covertly glancing at you to make sure you’ve noticed
holding your hand while doing another task
endlessly making fun of you but always watching to make sure you know they don’t actually mean it
turning teasing into super sweet compliments to watch you squirm
Literally my favourite thing about Rogue One is that it makes the opening of New Hope so funny. Like, Vader has followed Leia from a planet he just blew up seconds ago and pursued her across the galaxy and then she’s just like: ‘I’m on a diplomatic mission to Alderaan’
Vader: You’re a rebel. I just had a fight with your entire rebel fleet and followed you here. Straight from the rebels. Of which you are a part
Leia: *dramatic gasp* rebel? Me??? I was just passing through. Diplomatically. Thought it was a five-space-ship pile-up or something going on there…
death star plans? on my alderaanian diplomatic mission? it’s more likely than you think
rule of thumb to future college students: don’t feel bad about being weird because someone is always weirder. i felt awkward because i was walking around the dorm in just socks but then a guy got on the elevator with me and as he walked out i realized he was barefoot. this is not the first time that happened. i thought it was a bit strange to watch anime with some friends in a common room at odd hours but there’s a person at my dorm with a taako poster on their door for all to see. people have whiteboards on their door exclusively to draw memes on. everything is just whatever
various exhibits
Reblogging to add my personal favorite college door from my hall
There’s a dude on my campus that brings a loaf of bread with him into the shower and eats it there, “for efficiency”
things i’ve seen at my college campus
someone that wears a t-rex costume every friday
someone goes to every sport game in a spider-man outfit
people carrying literal swords (it’s texas so it’s legal)
people carrying umbrellas with katana handles
someone using two small skateboards as roller skates
people took turns roasting the bible man (for three straight hours) who yells at everyone and tells us we’re all going to hell
